Titanic-NAUKA DELAS DHOKA
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Anaconda-AADMI KHAYE WALA SAPWA
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Three idiots-TEEN GO BURBAK
Ghajini-TAKLA K BADLA.
LOFER & OFFER me kya fark he?
Agar koi ladka kisi ladki ko prpose kare to LOFER
koi ladki ladke ko prpose kare to OFFER..
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This sentence is sure to make u laugh..Giv it a thought..
D first man who discovered milk, whoever he is, wat the hell was he tryin to do wit the cow?
Most impossible question of the year asked to a guy!!
If u r sleeping in between a beautiful girl and a gay , which side would u turn ur back?? ;-)Gm
A girl should CARE her for bf lyk a child & boy should respct his gf lyk his Mom.Coz no guy can hurt his mom & no gal cn love sum1 mor dan her child..
Zindgi Ke Liye Dil Ki Zrurat Hai,
Dil Ke Liye Khushi Ki Zrurat Hai,
Khushi Ke Liye 1 Dost Ki Zrurat Hai,
&
Acche Dost Ke Liye,
"O God"
Sbko Meri Zrurat Hai.
Good Morning.
Aaj ki is haseen Subah me aapka firse swagat,
Bole to aaj koi tension nahi leneka, Mast jineka aur mast smile karneka..
Have a great day.:-):-D
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( 'o' ) sh..sh.
( ,>?<, )
wait,let me pray
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( -.-)
( ,(")),
Dear G0D Ji..
plz
Is SMS pdhnewale ko bahut pyari si ninni aaye..
Gdnt..:-)
12 boys planned to propose a girl
10 came wid a rose.
But 1 came wit a ring-Thts confidnce.
But wat about d othr 1?
Wo saala baraat le aya- OVER CONFIDENCE..
Lets celebrate JEALOUS day. Name 1 thing in me dat u r jealous of. Reply is mst, n b honest. Snd dis 2 al ur frnds n C wt makes thm jealous of u......rply....
Raat ka time tha,
1 ladki so rahi thi,
Achanak 1 ladka uske pass aaya,
uski chadar hatai or uska hath pakad k bola-:
Didi potti karwa do, DARR lag raha hai.
Kya mere Msgs ne kbhi aapko Dukhi kiya h.?
:-( Kabhi bhi..? :-|
If yes. :-(
To aapko sehna hi padega. Kyoki Free sms ka hum Achaar to dalenge nhi:-)
A boy was busy doing sum imp. work.
His gf called up..
Gf-did i dsturb u?
Rply was so amazing
boy-ya, bt whAts lyf widout being disturbd by d right person.:-)
If ever i ws rude to u
If ever i ws angry wid u
If ever i misbehaved wid u
Den dnt hesitateJUST SLAPURSELF
Galti tumahri hi hogi, Main to bahut sharif hu:-*
Relation & Medicine play the same role in our life..Both care for us in pain. Only difference is that relationship does not have an expiry date..
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