SMS HI SMS

A Friend like Y0U is very Rare,

Your joy and your Pain I want to share,

Truly and deeply I really do care,

Forever and ever I''ll always be there... :-D

Chaliye hum dkhte hai ki aapki love story kis movie ki tarh hogi select any no.

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reply me soon. I m waiting 4 ur ans..

Every girl needs a boyfriend because there are a number of things that go wrong in her life & for everything she cannot blame God or Government. ;-)

1 day,

I'd leave this world,

and nver cum back.

My friends will cry(maybe) whn dey will see my number.

They'll miss me when they sit together, won't be able to hear my laugh and my voice ever again.

There will be no more ME to irritate ,

tease ,

make dem laugh ,

& say sorry stupidly.

I won't call by all the stupid names i do

Tears might flow out of eyes, but i'll be gone,

long and forever

So tab tak THODA BARDASH To KAR LO YAAR. ...kep smlng..

Devdas Ki Sari Umar Bit Gyi 1 Paro Ko Pane Me.

wah wah..

devdas ki puri umar bit gyi 1 paro ko pane me.

Itne me To Pura Grls College Pat Jata Aj k Jamane Me...

love by rikshawala arz hai.

dil jala hu kismat azma rha hu

dil jala hu kismat azma rha hu

khub ghumaya us bewfa ko bike pe isliye aaj riksha chala rha hu good 9t dear!:-)

Lady reporter to mulla- apke 10 bacche kyo hai?

Mulla-sab allah ka hath hai

Lady rptr-LUNGI theek kriye allah ka hath bahar aa rha hai....

Girl-Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho?

Tumhari Koi Behein Nhi Hai Kya?

Boy-Hai IsiLiye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl-Kyu?

Boy-Meri Behen Ko BHAABI Chahiye.. :-P

This sentence is sure to make u laugh..Giv it a thought..

D first man who discovered milk, whoever he is, wat the hell was he tryin to do wit the cow?

First day of school.. boy sees a beautiful girl siting right next to him and writes in a paper.. "I love u, do u love me?" and passes the paper to her..

she replies.. "no"..

He din't giv up..

he rubbed her answer and passed it on to another girl and she replied.. "yes".

Moral of the story:

Definitely not what you think..

Itz.....

'Save earth.. Recycle paper!':)

Mubark ho Sab Se kum SMS Krne Pr

Apko Milta H Ek Khubsurt 1800 cc

Ka

Gadha

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enjoy Drive.

Santa to badmash:

Oye Badmashaa meri bhen da dupata wapis karde.

Badmash=Chal Oye Chal,Tu ki karen ga?

Santa= piko karani si.