Saturday, March 12, 2011

SMS HI SMS...................

Sum ppl don't undrstnd d way I'm,

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Sum r hurt by d way i talk,

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but wt cn I do if dat's d real me,

;)

'SORRY' i'm not 'Perfect'

bt

definitely nt 'FAKE'.



LOVE Doesn't Start in the morning,

And

Does'nt End in the evening...

It starts when YOU don't need It.,

YOU ends when YOU NEED IT MOST..



Frnds,, arz kia hai..:

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Naa attempts ki parwaah,,

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naa subject koi clear hai,,

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naa job ka tension,,

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naa future ka koi fear hai,,

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table pe books ki jagah fosters ki beer hain,,

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micro ya macro nahin chatting apna career hai,,

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yahaan ranker koi nai sab Shakespeare hain,,

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late night studies ki jagah filmo ke premier hain,,

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koi nai yaar.......atleast hum 12th toh clear hain ..!! :-p ;-) :-)

C.H.E.E.R.Z.z.Z !¡



How to bring up a Baby into an absolutely honest, Innocent, Lovable, Truthful, and an extremely intelligent Kid.?

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Ask My mom



Cat:hw old r u?

Elpt:5yr.

Cat: bt u luk big.

Elep:im a complan boy.

Cat: im 30Yr.

Elpt:bt u luk so smal.

Cat:jhandu keshri jivan,badhti umar mano tham si jaye.



As we grow up,

we learn that even the person who wasn't supposed to ever let you down, probably will.

You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder everytime.

Then,

You will break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken...

You will fight with your best friend,

You will blame a new love for the things an old one did.

You will cry because time is passing fast, and you will eventually loose someone you love.

Nothing is permanent,

No one is immortal. Only memories last forever. . .

SO CLICK A LOT F PICTURES, laugh a lot, and love like you've nevr be



Ramu-Maa main KBC se bol raha hu mere Pitaji ka kya naam h?

Maa- sawal kitne ka h?

Ramu-1000 Rs ka

Maa-Quit kar de, 1000 Rs k liye ghar me kalesh ho jayega;-).



A girl can hug her bestfrnd tight & say I m missin my boyfrnd.Bt she cant hug her boyfrnd & say, I m missin my bestfrnd bcz,

"Frndship is more loyal thn love"!



Wen 9body luvs U

wen 9bdy cares 4U

wen 9bdy think abt U

wen evry1 ignors U

Sit

in

D cornr

close

ur

eyes

& say 3 magical words..

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SAB

KAMINE

HAI



Short but Fantastic request...!

"Try to keep that person always happy,

whom You see everyday in the Mirror..."



Hi,Wish u a Happy World Bestfriend Day. Send it to all ur Gud Frnds, even me, hoping I'm 1 of them. C how many u get back.U r very friendly if u get 7!!...



It hurts wen ppl dont lyk us

it hurts wen ppl dont luv us

bt it hurts d MOST wen v dont gt

atendance inspite of sitin in d lect..;-)

dat realy hurts..:-)

Gd mng



1 Pinjre me kuch tote 1 Toti ko chedh rhe the.

Jbki dusre pinjre me 1 Tota pooja or dusra tota Namaz pdh rha tha.

Malik ne toti ko nek toton k pinjre me daal diya.

Jb toti us pinjre me gyi to pooja krne wala tota Namaz pdhne wale tote se bola.

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"Utho Haji sahab dua qubool ho gyi"..@



Heart is not a basket for keeping tension and sadness..

It's a golden box for keeping roses of happiness..

Let ur heart be always...



1: Ramu Mochi

2: Lala Chai Wala

3: kamal kaam wala

4: Anna rikshey wala

5: ganju driver

6: Nandu Dudh Wala

7: kallu Dhobi

Ha ha ha..Karo or choose karo:-);-)



Aankho se aansuo ki judai kar do..

Dil se gamo ki vidai kar do..

Agar Dil na lage kahin to,

Aa jao MERE GHAR KI SAFAI KAR DO;-)



According 2 u , i m da most ______ person u hv ever met till now. waitin 4 a true answr......



NARAD SAYS :

If your Lover sends u Romantic Msgs den be very Happy,

But think who is sendin those Msgs to ur Lover?

My job is over.

Narayana,Narayana...



What is bravery?

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Coming home late night with girlfriend; mom standing outside with broomstick n U ask,"HEY MOM, STLL CLEANING THE House.



America Me LIGHT Gai TO power office Me PHONE Krte h

JAPAN Me Gai TO FUSE Check karte h

Par INDIA me PADOSI k GHAR Dekhte hai Sbki gai h na.



Ye msg un ko send kro jinki zindagi bhr Apko dosti chahiye!

Maine to kr diya

"U

R

ONE

OF

D

BEST

PART

OF

MY

LIFE"

I'll never 4get U

I promis u...



Ladka Achanak Ladki Ko dekh Kar Kehta Hai- "Lafz Tere,Geet Mere,Ghazal Koi Sunau Kya?" Ladki-"Haath Mere,Gaal Tere,Kaan Ke Niche bjau kya".

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