no1 2 talk wid u Remembr..
Bahut sahi time h, Padh lo!
Maa- "Beta, kya kar rahe ho...???"
Beta- "Padh raha hu..."
Maa- "Excellent...!!!
Kya padh rahe ho...???"
Beta- "Aapki hone wali BAHU ke msgs."
;-)
Sardar stndng on Platform sudenly Jumps on Railway trak
A man says : Sardarji MarJaoge Sardar : Marega to tu, suna nai train Platform pe aa rahi hai.
Couple had a fight.
Nxt morning Husbnd offrd a glass of milk 2 his wife
Wife-U r sorry 4 fightng wid me?
Husband-No,today is Nagpanchami.
Le Nagin pee le.;-)
Aankho se aansuo ki judai kar do..
Dil se gamo ki vidai kar do..
Agar Dil na lage kahin to,
Aa jao MERE GHAR KI SAFAI KAR DO;-)
AGE 0F DRINKS:
1 To 3 :Cerelac
3 To 8 :Milk
9 To 13 :Horlicks
14 To 25 :Beer
26 To 40 :Rum
41 To 60 :Whisky
60 To 70 :Glucose
AFTR 70 AnyTime
"GANGA-JAL"
B-)
Hum hawa nahi jo kho jaenge Hum wakt nahi jo gujar jaenge Hum mausam nahi jo badal jaenge HUM tO AASU hai jo khusi aur gam dono me saath nibhaynge
Frndship isnt dat i cant mak fun of u.Its abt making fun of u in d group wid a promise in d heart,"Beta humare alawa koi aur tujhe kuch bol k to dikhaye"...;-)
Select any lucky box .. Aap apne aane wale birthday main kya pao ge.
Box P,
Box K,
Box A,
Box F,
Box I,
Box S,
Box M,
Box H,
Box G.
Rply must
P-kuch nahi
K-kamyabiyan
A-ek chahne wala sathi.
F-MONEY
I-me
S-sacha pyaar
M-New relation waiting 4 u.
H-dil ki khuwahish puri hogi.
G-child
Hey i want to share smthng wid u,,
plz kisi ko btana mat
actly I am in love with someone..
dekhte h ab apke frnds kya rply krte h ye jankar..its intrstrng
Wenever I hurt u, recall lines n 4giv me
"Its not d frnd dat shud be perfect, its d frndship dat shud b perfect"
Proposing u 4 life time frndshship
.Happy Propose day
.--,!"""""""""""'!/-(KINGFISHER)"-@-'"""'""""@'@"
PurA TruCK BEER Se FuL KarkE Bheja h
19 march ke Liye.
Happy holi
in advance.
I am 1st for
wisH.
Cute thought:
"Being Possessive doesnt mean that ur dear one DOUBTS u. They Really dont want others to use the 'Sweetness' of ur character"
gud 9t dear.....:-)
Memories play a very confusing ROLE. They make us laugh wen v remember d time v cried 2gether!! But make us cry wen v remember d time v laughed 2gether.
BETI-Ma gaon me filmwale aaye hain. MAA-Andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai BETI-Maa ABHISHEK Aur JOHN hain. MAA-tab To apne bhai ko bhi andar le jaa.
PARAM PRATAPI, PARAM TEJASVI , MHA KRIPALU, ATYANT DYALU, PUJNIYA, SARV SHAKTISHALI, "YAANI" HM UTH GYE H, AB hum so rahe hai sare BHKT JOR SE BOLO... GUD night TO U
SITARON Ko Bheja He Apko Sulane K Liye,
CHAND aaya He Lori Gane K Liye,
So Jaiye Mithe Khwabo Me,
Subah SURAJ Ko Bhejenge Apko Jagane K Liye.
G/N..
SLEEP is a language of rest...!
SLEEP is a way to relax...!
SLEEP is to visualise ur dreams,
SLEEP improves ur memory power!
So, sleep well. G,ngt:)
Chmkte Chand Ko Nind Ane Lgi
Apki Hasi Se Duniya Jgmgane Lgi
Dekh Ke Apko Hr Kli Gungunane Lgi
Chalo Ab So Jao Fekte fekte Muje Bhi Nind Ane Lagi!.GOOD NIGHT.
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